What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 04:48
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Freaks and Cheeks
Why do most people care so much about what others think? Are they afraid of society norms?
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So they tried
Next, they tried...
Why did my ex-narcissist move so fast with his new supply marriage engagement moving in, etc.?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So, the docs changed it to read
No, not a chance
Do you wear tights for warmth or to make your legs look better?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Just Forget it!
No way
Why do doctors refuse HRT to menopausal women but hand them out to trans people?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No go.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
They put up a sign reading
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Then came..
Nuts and Butts
What is your favourite summer outfit? Why?
Loons and Moons
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
How far back into your childhood can your remember and what is your favorite memory of that time?
share office space ...
Still no good.
Still no good
Who is the most trusted person in your life, and do they have the same trust on you?
Everyone loved it.
Minds and Behinds
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Lost Souls & Butt Holes